if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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