I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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