Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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