woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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