I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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