i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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