I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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