oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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