So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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