Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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