I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i believe in u and ur pee
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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