You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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