i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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