Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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