pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I believe in your delicious
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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