I got chris browned last night
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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