At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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