new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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