HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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