I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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