two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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