his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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