I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i would punch a child for taco bell
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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