I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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