Someone shit on the floor
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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