Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
is that a dick in a sweater?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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