I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize