just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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