We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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