And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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