Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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