He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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