Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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