But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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