it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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