How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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