he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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