My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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