im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i think my cat just said my name.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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