Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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