Don't you send me to vm
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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