Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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