he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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