do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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