Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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