A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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