Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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