when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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