Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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