RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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